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solarsyrup:

tumblr users: hey uhhh there’s a pornbot epidemic, you guys should fix that

staff: pfffffff, deal with it, chumps

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goldensweetcheeks:

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tarynel:

pleasestopandrew:

Happy thanksgiving everyone

Looking real stressed bruh

LMFAOOOOO he really going thru it 

Lmfao oh well

That boy scared 😂😂😂

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just-shower-thoughts:

You can save 100% by staying home on Black Friday.

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thathighguy:

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cobaltdays:

Thank the fucking gods this filled me with fear

I scrolled too fast to skip the post but then I saw the Good Boy

^^^^ same

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kateordie:

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gothtigger92:

liho907lilo:

Everyone going shopping on Black Friday, be aware of three things:

The retail workers are working 12 hours shifts. We are threatened with losing our jobs if we don’t show up unless we’re dying in the hospital. I had an assistant manager show up with fucking strep because he would’ve been fired otherwise. Yes, he did infect 7 and hospitalize 2 coworkers; who knows how many members of the public he infected.

The stores have, maybe, 5 of that special cheap thing you’re after. Corporate does this on purpose, and stores are not allowed to order enough. The prices aren’t even that much lower. They lie about how expensive something is to fool you into thinking you’re getting a discount. You aren’t.

Most of the workers you will come across will be new hires for the sole purpose of being bodies for about three months before they’re fired. They actually don’t know anything because they’ve been working there for maybe two weeks, and have had no real training. I was once hired at Staples a week before Black Friday and expected to know how to deal with phones, coupons, the online ordering site, and AS400 after five 6-hour shifts. This is the kind of person you will likely be dealing with at Black Friday.

Do me and my retail family a favor and don’t shop Black Friday. Any company that needs a sale day like Black Friday to get their sales out of the red doesn’t deserve to be in business. 

This also goes for anyone that works shipment too. We’re suddenly expected to stay as late as they want you to even if they know you don’t have a car and rely on a ride to get you to and from work and know you can’t stay late. Shipment workers will suddenly start getting berated for not getting things done and it is by far the most stressful time to be a shipment worker for any store. Especially when they throw in new hires that don’t know how to process things and are expected to work at the same pace as the people that have worked there for a while.

Retail is shit around the holidays, especially Black Friday

ok fellow millenials, it’s time to kill black friday

LET’S KILL BLACK FRIDAY

Didn’t know any of this, but now that I do fuck yeah let’s kill Black Friday

Ok BUT, with all this in mind wrt Big Box Stores, there’s nothing wrong with shopping Black Friday sales from independent/local shops, who actually might need those sales to get through the January-March slump. I’m all in favour of replacing Black Friday with a Shop Local/Handmade day.

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quasarden:

Shout out to Spider-Man PS4 for having one of the best fake social media feeds

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